You never would have guessed what happened....

You never would have guessed what happened to me this this weekend. I was sitting on a beach and head a rining sound. I sat up and looked around to see what could possibly be ringing on a beach. As my head scanned the area I noticed a white flashing light in the sand that was making the noise. I walked over to take a look at the object but before I touched it I decided to take a photograph of it. I snapped a clear picture with my camera and decided to tocuh it. This wasn't the best of ideas because when I picked it up I heard a noise come from the trees behind me. I called out to see if anyone would respond. I held up the white ringing object and out from the tree climbed a monkey. The monkey grabbed for the object but not before I asked what it was, he replied with what I could only understand as "Ipod" and climbed back up into his tree where he hung a sign that said 'no humans allowed'.

Defeated, I walked away from the tree and towards the city and this is where the real fun began. As I entered the sity I found the most aggressive bunch of people I have ever seen, they were driving fast, shouting at eachother and even some people were fighting! This is when a man in a blue car drove up and opened the door. It was either be hit by a car, or be in a car hitting people. So I jumped into the left passenger seat and off we went. Upon entering the car I realized I made a huge mistake, there were many people shackled up by their shoes, we were prisioners. We headed back to the prison compound where I met a couple of people who wanted to escape. Luckily for us, there was an engeneer on board that knew how to turn the cheap McDonalds burgers (which we were fed daily) into a highly explosive material. We decided to make our escape on Sunday night while the prison had their annual 'Guards vs inmates' basketball game. It was a scene of explosions, fire, rocks and hamburger that flew about the place and all of us escaped. I arived home never wanting to go back to that beach again, and I swear to you, that is exactly how it all went down.