Thursday, February 18, 2010
"The Encounter"
I was working at A&W, and it was like any other day. It almost seemed like nothing could go wrong, I was beating service times left, right and centre. The sun was shining and I thought it would have been a perfect day to walk home. As I finished up the last 5 minutes I was really getting excited to leave and get home. I punched out at the computers and ended my shift I walked to the back to hang up my apron. I can't explain what happened at that moment, I almost had a tingling in my head that something bad was going to happen that day. This was almost proven when I looked out the window, black clouds were enveloping the sun. This was going to turn into a bad day. As i walked out the door I bumped into a person I can only describe as the Devil. She almost had horns on her head and her eyes were more red then the depths of hell. "Nikki" I said in shock, "I haven't seen you since our last battle." You see Nikki and I have been having the biggest rivarly ever. Bigger than the Boston Red Sox/New York Yankees rivarly, bigger than the Toronto Maple Leafs/Montreal Canadians rivarly, yeah it's that big. Anyways, the last time me and Nikki fought I thought I beat her for good, I thought I could forget about her and live my life as a normal teenager. This was obviously not the case. "I'm guessing you're not here for a teen burger combo?" I joked. "Funny" She said sarcastically "No, I'm here to..." Faster than I could imagine, her fist hit my jaw square on. Nikki was a master at sucker puches. As the pain filled my body, I lost control and lunged at her trying to couter with a punch of my own. As my fist hurled towards her face, she grabbed my hand, moved to the side, let go and my momentum left me punching a small hole in the side of my work. "Crafty" I said slifing my had out of the wall.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
You never would have guessed what happened....
You never would have guessed what happened to me this this weekend. I was sitting on a beach and head a rining sound. I sat up and looked around to see what could possibly be ringing on a beach. As my head scanned the area I noticed a white flashing light in the sand that was making the noise. I walked over to take a look at the object but before I touched it I decided to take a photograph of it. I snapped a clear picture with my camera and decided to tocuh it. This wasn't the best of ideas because when I picked it up I heard a noise come from the trees behind me. I called out to see if anyone would respond. I held up the white ringing object and out from the tree climbed a monkey. The monkey grabbed for the object but not before I asked what it was, he replied with what I could only understand as "Ipod" and climbed back up into his tree where he hung a sign that said 'no humans allowed'.
Defeated, I walked away from the tree and towards the city and this is where the real fun began. As I entered the sity I found the most aggressive bunch of people I have ever seen, they were driving fast, shouting at eachother and even some people were fighting! This is when a man in a blue car drove up and opened the door. It was either be hit by a car, or be in a car hitting people. So I jumped into the left passenger seat and off we went. Upon entering the car I realized I made a huge mistake, there were many people shackled up by their shoes, we were prisioners. We headed back to the prison compound where I met a couple of people who wanted to escape. Luckily for us, there was an engeneer on board that knew how to turn the cheap McDonalds burgers (which we were fed daily) into a highly explosive material. We decided to make our escape on Sunday night while the prison had their annual 'Guards vs inmates' basketball game. It was a scene of explosions, fire, rocks and hamburger that flew about the place and all of us escaped. I arived home never wanting to go back to that beach again, and I swear to you, that is exactly how it all went down.
Defeated, I walked away from the tree and towards the city and this is where the real fun began. As I entered the sity I found the most aggressive bunch of people I have ever seen, they were driving fast, shouting at eachother and even some people were fighting! This is when a man in a blue car drove up and opened the door. It was either be hit by a car, or be in a car hitting people. So I jumped into the left passenger seat and off we went. Upon entering the car I realized I made a huge mistake, there were many people shackled up by their shoes, we were prisioners. We headed back to the prison compound where I met a couple of people who wanted to escape. Luckily for us, there was an engeneer on board that knew how to turn the cheap McDonalds burgers (which we were fed daily) into a highly explosive material. We decided to make our escape on Sunday night while the prison had their annual 'Guards vs inmates' basketball game. It was a scene of explosions, fire, rocks and hamburger that flew about the place and all of us escaped. I arived home never wanting to go back to that beach again, and I swear to you, that is exactly how it all went down.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
About Me
Hello, this is my blog. It's not very exciting and dont expect it to be. I dont really know what to say about myself, so I can say that I dont really like school. At all. I think it's boring and I can't really care for it at all. So thats about it...
5 Books I Would Eat
1) Macbeth - This was the most confusing book I've read and shakespeare is generally boring, the words in it are stupid, and I dont see how anyone can enjoy reading this garbage.
2) Life of Pi - I only made it though 14 pages of this horrible boring book. I would eat it so nobody would have to touch it ever again. I think this was possibly the worst book on the face of the earth.
3) Taming of the Shrew - Oh goodie, another shakespeare book. Yet again shakespeare shows us why he shouldn't be writing plays that then, turn into the boring books that are jammed down our throats in english classes (Make us all eat it in a way). Taming of the Shrew is not only confusing with the plot twists that I couldn't care one bit about. But there are so many characters that are walking around causing problems that make me want to deep fry this book and serve it with a side of fries.
4) To Kill a Mocking Bird - This book wasn't as boring as the others, but it was very depressing, and i really couldnt care for the creepy dude that lived in the house. I just think that the book wasn't the best book, and the creepy dude in the house just makes me wanna eat the book.
5) Romeo and Juilet - Yet again, Shakespeare makes it on this list for a thrid time. Many of different things have re-made this terrible story. I really can't care for this book, as it is boring and corny. I'd eat this book just to rid of it off this planet. I'd sit down, eat every single Romeo and Juilet book, every one. That way there would be no more remakes and the best yet no more boring Shakespeare
2) Life of Pi - I only made it though 14 pages of this horrible boring book. I would eat it so nobody would have to touch it ever again. I think this was possibly the worst book on the face of the earth.
3) Taming of the Shrew - Oh goodie, another shakespeare book. Yet again shakespeare shows us why he shouldn't be writing plays that then, turn into the boring books that are jammed down our throats in english classes (Make us all eat it in a way). Taming of the Shrew is not only confusing with the plot twists that I couldn't care one bit about. But there are so many characters that are walking around causing problems that make me want to deep fry this book and serve it with a side of fries.
4) To Kill a Mocking Bird - This book wasn't as boring as the others, but it was very depressing, and i really couldnt care for the creepy dude that lived in the house. I just think that the book wasn't the best book, and the creepy dude in the house just makes me wanna eat the book.
5) Romeo and Juilet - Yet again, Shakespeare makes it on this list for a thrid time. Many of different things have re-made this terrible story. I really can't care for this book, as it is boring and corny. I'd eat this book just to rid of it off this planet. I'd sit down, eat every single Romeo and Juilet book, every one. That way there would be no more remakes and the best yet no more boring Shakespeare
Thursday, February 4, 2010
25 things I like to write or write about
- Hockey
- Baseball
- Cellphones
- Computers
- Cars
- Work
- School
- Scripts
- Movies
- Friends
- Law
- Advertising
- Athletes
- Broadcasting
- Toronto Maple Leafs
- Toronto Blue Jays
- How bad Teachers are
- Canada
- Olympics
- Sleeeeeeeeeeep
- Text messages
- Instant Messages
- Emails
- Fourms
- Blogs.
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