5 Books I Would Eat

1) Macbeth - This was the most confusing book I've read and shakespeare is generally boring, the words in it are stupid, and I dont see how anyone can enjoy reading this garbage.

2) Life of Pi - I only made it though 14 pages of this horrible boring book. I would eat it so nobody would have to touch it ever again. I think this was possibly the worst book on the face of the earth.

3) Taming of the Shrew - Oh goodie, another shakespeare book. Yet again shakespeare shows us why he shouldn't be writing plays that then, turn into the boring books that are jammed down our throats in english classes (Make us all eat it in a way). Taming of the Shrew is not only confusing with the plot twists that I couldn't care one bit about. But there are so many characters that are walking around causing problems that make me want to deep fry this book and serve it with a side of fries.

4) To Kill a Mocking Bird - This book wasn't as boring as the others, but it was very depressing, and i really couldnt care for the creepy dude that lived in the house. I just think that the book wasn't the best book, and the creepy dude in the house just makes me wanna eat the book.

5) Romeo and Juilet - Yet again, Shakespeare makes it on this list for a thrid time. Many of different things have re-made this terrible story. I really can't care for this book, as it is boring and corny. I'd eat this book just to rid of it off this planet. I'd sit down, eat every single Romeo and Juilet book, every one. That way there would be no more remakes and the best yet no more boring Shakespeare